With love, from me (the AdSense Crawler) to you
Saturday, February 14, 2009 | 11:25:00 AM
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We recently caught up with our friend the AdSense Crawler, who wanted to share this poem with our publishers:
Red roses are fine for showing your love,
Kisses, jewelry, and chocolate, they’re okay.
Yet my heart skips a beat from none of the above,
Ask me what thrills and delights me and I’ll say:
Great content’s what contents me when I visit your site,
Stuff your truffles and send me a rich word bouquet,
Keep your flowers, give me phrases, they’re what excite!
Every day crawling your pages is Valentine’s Day.
- The AdSense Crawler
Happy Valentine's Day!
45 comments :
Hamada said...
Happy Valentine's Day
Adsense Crawler
i Love you TOO much
and im very happy when you visit my site Every Day
thank you
February 14, 2009 11:41 AM
HANNA said...
Ciao AdSense Crawler!
buon San Valentino!
Today don't working up???
Just since 2 hour stats stuck!!!
bye bye
February 14, 2009 11:56 AM
This baby polar bear looks just like my dog did as a puppy said...
What's happening? Stats not showing up for all of my sites.
Something is very wrong!
February 14, 2009 12:13 PM
Simply said...
Stats not updating on my site too.
But you gotta love that cute spider in the picture!
February 14, 2009 12:34 PM
AllGuru said...
I feel good when you visit me,
full of silence, and with love,
checking if everything is right,
and finding the best way to serve.
You are smart to find the best,
but sometimes, even you fail,
you can't give me what I deserve,
keeping the bests in reserve.
However, I love you,
for your efforts, and your support,
thanks for appearing on my stats,
as "Media-Partner Googlebot".
##################DOB04199005SM
Just for fun my dear. I really love you. :)
February 14, 2009 12:43 PM
news said...
stats aren't registering on my site either. Shows 0 all day. Some kind of love yu show
February 14, 2009 1:47 PM
doug said...
stats have not updated since 9am EST.
*sadface*
February 14, 2009 2:19 PM
LobKing said...
Happy Valentine's day adsense crawler, my reports not updated for the last 6 hours, this damaged my valentine's day because i worried all the time today, just thinking all the time what is the problem because i thoght my hosting server is offline or have problems.
Happy Valentine's Day :)
February 14, 2009 2:37 PM
jp said...
Me too! I'm actually comforted it's not just me but I hope the clicks aren't lost!
February 14, 2009 2:40 PM
Ichy said...
Same happen to me, report not updated until this time...
What's the matter?
February 14, 2009 3:09 PM
This baby polar bear looks just like my dog did as a puppy said...
Hey, are the techies at Adsense having a Valentine Day party?
I'm kidding but my site clicks have not changed since 4 a.m. this morning.
I don't want (can't afford to) lose my revenue. It's what pays the rent!
Glad to know I'm not the only one.
February 14, 2009 3:41 PM
news said...
They'll never tell you what the problem was or is and of course will assure you ALL of your clicks were registered during the down time youre stats didn't show. Stats are registering now---but they aren't correct--lost more than 12 hours of revenue. Not a nice Valentine
February 14, 2009 4:21 PM
nigelcoldwell.co.uk said...
you need to respond to the fact that adsense is not reporting for many of your publishers.
This kind of whimsy carp is actually quite offensive given the fact that adsense is screwed. Remember we, the publishers, are adsense.
Whomever allowed the release of this poem fluff whilst adsense is broken basically needs to apologise and think about a new job. This google daftness is only funny when it's not our money at stake.
Explain and fix. And grow up.
February 14, 2009 4:50 PM
Inside AdSense Team said...
Hi everyone,
Thanks for all the reports about your delayed stats. I'm checking with our engineers about this issue and will let you know as soon as I have any updates.
-Arlene
February 14, 2009 5:24 PM
itot54joni said...
tnx arlene
February 14, 2009 5:32 PM
This baby polar bear looks just like my dog did as a puppy said...
Me thinks the Adsense servers protest too much.
I have checked my hosting logs against my adsense reporting (or lack there of) and am not amused.
There must be an accounting for this oversight. You cannot take away our revenue without making it up to us. I'm sure you have raid servers or you should.
Yes, it will be a lot of work for you but then we, the publishers, make money for you and we don't take kindly to being cheated out of our share.
Kindly correct this mistake. I'm sure there will be blogs on this.
Thank you in advance.
L.
February 14, 2009 5:45 PM
dobo said...
carsandtrucks.com is also missing a large number of page impressions and therefore clicks. Are these going to be restored?
February 14, 2009 6:33 PM
Inside AdSense Team said...
Here's the latest information I've received: we experienced an issue today (Feb. 14th), beginning at 4am PST and lasting several hours, which affected publisher stats and reporting. None of the stats were lost though, and our engineers are working on getting this data back online as soon as possible.
I’ll keep you all posted with any additional updates I receive. Thanks for your patience in the meantime, and we apologize for the inconvenience.
-Arlene
February 14, 2009 6:55 PM
adsense said...
my impressions are out of whack, but clicks seem correct ... so thats good.
February 14, 2009 8:36 PM
news said...
apologize for the inconvenience? What about the loss of revenue?
February 14, 2009 9:36 PM
Inside AdSense Team said...
Hi news,
Publishers will be credited for earnings generated today. Our engineers are still in the process of updating publisher reports, and so your earnings will be updated as your stats continue to 'catch up'. (This reporting issue also affected AdWords advertisers, so our engineers are working to update AdWords and AdSense accounts in parallel.)
-Arlene
February 14, 2009 10:16 PM
Naz said...
Happy V too. :)
February 14, 2009 11:32 PM
nigelcoldwell.co.uk said...
Today i have clicks but no impressions so i hope we don't think this is fixed.
I'm struggling to understand why this hasn't been given it's own entry on the adsense blog. the valentine's day fun is all well and good but not at the expense of actual real content. what is the blog for if not to keep people informed?
google doesn't normally shy away from admitting to it's mistakes. I think we've come to expect more from google.
February 15, 2009 2:30 AM
nigelcoldwell.co.uk said...
For that matter an entry on the main adsense page would be pretty useful. something to the effect of we are currently experiencing difficulties displaying your stats, be assured you will not lose any revenue.
I can't be the only person to have logged in and thought that their server had gone down or that their site had been hacked (again.)
P.S. - do people think that you can't tell when they spam their URLs on this board or don't they care?
February 15, 2009 3:00 AM
rashid javed said...
What a love you are showing. Not updating my stats. Love you.
February 15, 2009 6:43 AM
rashid javed said...
Please come on routine Google media bot
February 15, 2009 6:44 AM
Rick said...
Julie Beckmann, stick to prose. Your blog slobbering gives poetry a bad name.
Kudos to all who complain about this post. While publishers are kept in the dark and losing money, the well-paid Googlers resort to nonsense.
We, Adsense publishers, are your PARTNERS, not your lovers, not your friends, not your patsies.
I found this poem personally offensive and would appreciate an apology. In the meantime, my stats updated but are still very well off their norm. And today, Sunday, stats are again stuck.
Enough nonsense, Google. Stop taking bread off our tables and posting sickening crap.
Regards,
Rick Gagliano
Downtown Magazine
dtmagazine.com
February 15, 2009 7:26 AM
Hobo ........ ........ ........ said...
Writing each day is Valentine's Day
Cheers !!!
February 15, 2009 7:34 AM
Admin S said...
Hi Adsense team,
I have been using adsense for my blogs and sites and adhering strictly to google adsense program policiies and i have taken an oath to myself to remain honest with google. My progress for last 8 months has been relatively low but I am happy as I am growing steadily with adsense.
I wanted to bring something dangerous to your program. Yesterday I was just surfing around. I saw a site with following quote:
"Please support our cause to bring to you latest information, analysis and data relating to investments, finance and tax, by clicking on the google ads (below).
It will not cost you anything except a few seconds...
Thank you.
"the url of this site is : http://shubhamconsultants.blogspot.com/
I was stunned by this site owner's this statement made on his / her site. I was also set aback as why Google Crawler or your so called "Google Police " could not identify such a site till now. This site is still showing google ads with a heading above the ad , "please click on our google ads it will not cost you anything. "
So, I request you, "the entire google adsense team" to please check such holes in your such a prestigious program. Otherewise every publisher would do the same and its against the "faith of your adword" advertisers. I am so much concerned about this because in future I am also interested in adword advertisings at google.
Hope your team shall look into it.
February 15, 2009 7:57 AM
SG said...
We Love Google Adsense now and forever.
Keep crawling, no stucks.
Happy Valentine's Day.
February 15, 2009 8:59 AM
news said...
Adsense stats aren't working properly today either. Impressions recorded are way behind the actual traffic. My adsense revenues took a nose dive last year for no apparent reason other than they weren't recording properly. Since that time, my revenues have been down 50%.
February 15, 2009 9:01 AM
nigelcoldwell.co.uk said...
@ Rick - Excellent post. right on the money.
@ Admin S - you can report Adsense T&C's abuse. google 'adsense abuse' or something like that. I took the liberty of reporting that one for you.
February 15, 2009 9:18 AM
dci said...
How lovely Poem!
Wish you had a wonderful Valentine's day!
February 15, 2009 1:23 PM
phonakins said...
aww she's too cute!
February 15, 2009 3:20 PM
ipan said...
u make me wanna cry~
February 15, 2009 5:05 PM
anwar said...
I am waiting for comments for my new site.
February 16, 2009 2:42 AM
Advertise online said...
i need a comments for my new site. hope that adsense will big make money online for all blogger.
February 16, 2009 6:09 PM
Val Lynn said...
That says it all!
Happy Crawling!
Val
February 17, 2009 11:25 AM
anwar said...
Thank God that my site stared to be looked by viewers.
February 17, 2009 1:18 PM
CS said...
Happy Valentine
February 18, 2009 6:29 AM
optimist_dhaka said...
Dear Adsense teammate(Julie).. your lovely valentine-day poem touches deep inside our heart.. please accept our return love too... proud to b a partner,friend n lover of Google, who cares... @Dr.Asif, Dhaka, Bangladesh.
February 19, 2009 8:32 PM
Bro Vincee Cash Making Links said...
do am new to blogging , i feel so good and happy to discover my self with Google. and all of you out there busy and making the defferents.... i love you all
February 22, 2009 11:32 PM
Buxi said...
Does this poem means that Google indexes better keywords then images :P
Good Work!
February 26, 2009 3:31 PM
Anil said...
Hiii Crawler!!!
Soooo sweeet of you!! Great job! Keep crawling and loving billions of pages daily!!
March 26, 2009 9:15 PM
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